1. xemkgx:

    do not fall in love with people like me.
    i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

     

  2. "Never mind what we’re doing to these poor kids in terms of body image, can you imagine how self-righteous and irritable an entire generation that has grown up on kale and cilantro juice will be when it finally reaches maturity? I guess the upside is they will be tiny and thus easy to push aside."
     
  3. (Source: ForGIFs.com, via britneytrash)

     
  4. Blurry vision after seeing the Burberry store 😍 (at Burberry)

     
  5. Blurry vision after seeing the Burberry store (at Burberry)

     
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  8. jtotheizzoe:

    boop.

    This man.

     
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  10. Gotta hate when people don’t return pens

     
  11. humansofnewyork:

    "With how far the younger generation has gotten off track, there’s a lot of grandparents like me that sit around and worry about their grandbabies and great grandbabies."

    I worry about them (us) too.

     
  12. *throws stones* (at The East India Company)

     
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  14. The ground-breaking metamorphosis scene in the Michael Jackson short film ‘Black or White’ released in 1991

    (Source: -intheround)

     

  15. guy:

    being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

    (via memewhore)